March madness is over, the NBA and NHL playoffs are winding down…still months until the NFL and college football start…and baseball is pretty much irrelevant until fall.
…and ESPN begins their annual campaign to get us to watch the nauseating crap known as:
‘Playoffs’…for the ‘championship’
Four quarters of squealing, squawking, out of control, endles dribbling, turnover-laden, missed layups, botched dunks, clanking shots off the backboard, numerous airballs, horrific, godawful, unwatchable ‘basketball’.
How this ‘league’ makes a profit and is even still in business I have no idea…Well…actually I do…it’s called being subsidized by the NBA.
The NBA.You know…the product that people actually care about and watch, fills seats, sells tickets and jerseys, attracts sponsors, has viewers, and generates revenue. The one with the global attraction.
But ESPN keeps trying to jam it down everyone’s throats.
Psssst…ESPN…noone wants to watch this crap…the lousy tv ratings and near empty stands should be a clue
You know you just wanna see Grant Hill smack one of her shots into row 25 so hard it leaves an imprint in the seats, juke her so hard she breaks both ankles, or take off from the free throw line and dunk the f**k all over Lilly Adams….
…and then mean mug like KG or LeBron for the cameras after
‘Oh…good for you’
And Mrs Hill…you just know she’s thinking: ‘ Aw helllllll no! Hold up! Back up b*tch! Don’t you disrespect my man! I will go real basketball wife on your ass!’
Still luv ya AT&T!
Pay-per-view ‘Grant vs Lilly’…calling Vegas…Lilly is cute…but my money is on Grant